does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you? not like poking or tickling you or like sexually just feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and you’re like oh this person is alive too
— (via foreverrwanderlust)
if it can fly
it should die
if i was rich i would hire someone to shave my legs for me
what if sheep didn’t have legs and they just looked like a mass of bleating clouds rolling down hills all around the valley
a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her
Why would you cheat on anything other than a test
- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 fucking minutes later.
— Lemony Snicket (via psych-facts)
— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via fawnes)